Le Me of the Meme

OK I was disappointed in myself for not having written anything in over 3 months, so.. well I had to write something.. but nothing really interesting is coming to my head, anyway so this is a small post, its about the million memes that have been doing rounds.. there doesnt exist a topic, public event or a celebrity who or who's actions havent been made into a meme.. people make memes of their friends, colleagues or even themselves .. here's one of the few that I made at work..

ok that wasnt my best, dont judge me yet.. it was a colleague at work, she wore a lot of rings thats all :D

Now, whats this post about, its about the me and normal people saga of the memes.

here's an example:

hilarious right? here's another

you see a pattern here?
No? ok here's one more.. this till with 1 comment.

You spot it yet? the comment reads "same here"
thats exactly the reaction I had and sometimes even made such comments on the "normal people and me" saga memes.

Theres some more memes like that.. heres a frisky one

I know perv thought.. but come on.. every guy thinks like that once hes hit high school.. or even less nowadays I guess..

OK one last one.. and this had the most "me too" comments

So what I'm trying to say is every damn person is "me" or Derp(the meme guy).. and no one really is the "normal people" So... everyones Derp and think the others are normal (lame and boring basically) so we can say being Derp is the normal thing to be.. every Derp is normal..

here's my meme..

Nine Over Mine

The breezy Wednesday morning had more to offer than just blowing air and ice cold water in the tap. The first smiles of the morning were delivered when I saw my nine year old cousin’s name in my inbox. There was a mail from my aunt, who wished to share her son’s first article in the papers with me. 

My cousin Sanath is a 9 year old school going child who likes playing Cricket and is a huge fan of Rajini Kanth. He loves Tamil movies and songs, and off late has found a liking for the Kannada movies of Puneet Raj Kumar. 

Being born in a family of teachers and administrators, Sanath is insistent on solving problems.

HOW I COPE

I worry that my teacher will shout at me if I do not take the books correctly. Therefore, I have made it a habit to check twice that I have kept the books correctly as per the time table.

When I get very angry or irritated, I follow my grandmother’s advice to drink two glasses of water. I also try to figure out if I am hungry and if this is true, I eat something. Many times, I feel my anger goes away along with my hunger.

Sometimes, I feel stressed before the final exams and at such times, I pray and this helps me to calm down. 

Whenever anything happens that makes me feel very bad, I talk to someone – my mother, father or grandmothers, about it depending on who is there at that time. Also, I try to keep in mind what my mother always tells me when I get upset about something: “For everything, there is always a solution. All you have to do is remember this and think calmly.”

~ Sanath

The write talks about coping with problems from a 9 year old’s point of view, but it makes sense to all. The point Sanath makes in his write is to seek help.

If only our pride grew shorter with age…

Forebite 2011

930 PM, and no calls yet. We had decided to welcome the New Year together. Old friends, some on the verge of making new bonds, some ready to run on the mystic untrodden roads, and of course one lost and brimmed with self pity. All of us knew that the eve of 2011 would be the last New Year’s Eve we would spend together. Maybe that was going to make it special. Or would it? It’s crossed 930. The food of dinner buffets would’ve long gone cold and dancers at dance parties already high on booze. Maybe the second part a plus, but apprehension gripped me as I began to think that they might’ve forgotten me or thought of leaving me behind. Fear of impending grief is worse than grief itself.   

The minute hand had just completed a full circle when the phone finally rang.

‘It’s an adult party, you sure you wanna join?’

The voice on the other side teased.

‘Come on dude! We grew up together, only because I don’t drink or smoke doesn’t mean I’m not an adult’

I reversed playfully, glad that they had not forgotten me. Maybe the fact that I was a full foot shorter and weighed 30 kilos less made him think I was still a kid, well that’ll have to stay with me for now or maybe forever, but it’s not something that deserves attention right now.

‘Where are we going?’

Came out a little too wary than it sounded in my head.

‘No idea. All pubs are full… maybe we’ll go to some dhaba or drink and puke on the streets. You just come down, we’re waiting outside.’

Sure, anarchy in numbers seems so much more rewarding than safety in solitude.

The crammed ’96 Maruti 800 took us on several straights and circles, thumbs down each dhaba. Close to midnight was when my nose first wrinkled. Bottles were raised and music played loud.

‘Happy New Year!’

 Shouted the first one to lose his head.

 ‘There’s still 10 minutes left Akshay, just sit down.’ I said, finding myself useful for the first time.

More ‘male bonding’ followed and it was finally time for the countdown… I kicked and yelled at the already half asleep males and promptly started counting down.

Happy New Year!! I shouted... Again... Happy New Year!! Excited and slightly embarrassed at being the only one to shout I turned around expecting to see 4 sleeping logs, only to find that my half asleep friends had found a reason to stay awake and laugh their throats out. Joining in, I laughed a bit and cursed them for not welcoming 2011. Only after laughing for a few more minutes did one of them say that 2011 had descended an hour ago and I was late and began laughing again. With no reason to hold back, I joined them with a hearty laugh.

Though the year crept upon me undetected, it brought joy and laughter. Maybe that’s all that matters. The dates, goals or targets I met this year don’t significantly matter… When i turn around to look at 2011, All I would remember is the time spent with loved ones, places I went, smiles and laughs I had, and these I will treasure as the best of 2011.

First up!

Yeah.. ok it kinda feels weird.. but.. yeah! this is my first blog thingy :D.. damn! they need to have smileys around here.. wait.. maybe i can copy paste it from somewhere else.. oh man.. its taking forever to open.. like... i just have one movie downloading and its taking so long.. ah found it hehe.. ok its not as good as i thought it would be.. but.. yeah ok decent..
now, the idea of this blog is to.. hmmm wait.. i haven't figured that out.. ok im finding it nice to copy paste these smileys
okay.. so my idea is to look at stuff thats happening around.. and blog it here in my way.. i had actually started blogging a few years ago.. but then i just wrote serious stuff.. yeah i used to do that but then i realized that being too serious or emotional doesn't always help.. actually it makes sense.. when you have the ability to think things through with a steady head and can actually find a funny side of problems or situations.. you stand a better chance of coming through.. so thats what my blog is about.. taking it easy.. the idea is to make the reader happy and probably be a good stress buster at the end of the day.. so im gonna be posting things that happen around.. on the street, house, school or anywhere i find humor.. oh i almost forgot.. my spellings suck! so.. spare my spellings please man i love this smiley.. hehe.. yeah ill put that pic in this piece

hehehe.. it kinda looks good, no? but.. wait a sec... check this one out.. its so much cuter 
hehehe.. the mouth and the eyes.. haha.. actually i make all kinds of faces in real.. so i like looking and using smileys a lott! ok ok.. im not gonna bore you any more.. this is enough stay happy and keep on smiling